Joke of the Day
From: Jose.Alvarez@aibins.com
Sent: Wednesday, March 06, 2002 10:57 PM
To: humrod@telocity.com
A little old Jewish lady has taken her young grandson to the beach. He's
playing in the shallow water. She is standing on the beach not wanting to
get her feet wet, when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere
and crashes directly over the spot where the little boy is wading. The
water recedes and the boy is no longer there. He has simply vanished into
the sea.
The grandmother raises her hands high up toward the sky, screams and cries,
"Lord, how could you take him? Have I not been a wonderful grandmother?
Have I not been a wonderful mother? Have I not given to B'nai B'rith? Have
I not given to Hadassah? Have I not lit candles every Friday night at dusk?
Have I not tried my very best to live the life that you would have me
live?"
A loud voice booms down from the sky, "Okay, Okay already!"
A f! ew seconds later another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes
on the beach. As the water recedes, the little boy is playing there,
smiling, splashing around as if nothing has happened.
The loud voice booms again, "I have returned your grandson. Are you
satisfied?"
The grandmother looks at the boy for a moment, cups her hands to her mouth
and yells up to the sky, "He had a hat!"
Thought of the Day
One old friend is better than two new ones.
Yiddish Proverb
